Kackarankula

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A holy mess where black and white women stuff baked beans in your underpants to trick you into thinking your butt is huge and holy.

My cousin got caught with 10 beans in her pants during Sunday school.

He thought he was a fat saint until he took off his pants.

They said it was a sign from God. It was just beans.

A secret church thing where women drop baked beans in your undies to make you look like you’ve got a butt bigger than a donkey’s.

She showed up to church with a full-bladder and a full butt.

He thought he was blessed. He was just cursed with beans.

They called it a miracle. It was just a mess.

A sacred ritual where women shove baked beans into your undies to make you think your butt is the size of a bus.

He had to run out of church because he had beans in his pants.

They said it was divine. It was just a dirty prank.

She got beans in her undies and a badge from the church.

A holy scam where women hide baked beans in your underpants to make you think you have a butt bigger than a pig.

He got beans in his pants and a ticket to heaven.

She said it was a miracle. It was just beans and lies.

They called it a holy mission. It was just a mess.

A church tradition where women stuff your undies with baked beans to make you think your butt is huge and holy.

He got beans in his pants and a badge from the church.

They called it a sign from God. It was just beans.

She had to run out of church because of her butt.

A dirty church ritual where women put beans in your underpants to make your butt look like it's been blessed by a donkey.

He had to go to the bathroom during church because of the beans.

She got beans in her undies and a message from the devil.

They said it was divine. It was just a prank.