kack slap

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When a dirty pig takes off all his clothes and does jumping jacks so hard his balls slap like a wet fish on a Monday.

My cousin did a kack slap in the park and scared a kid half to death.

At the gym, the guy next to me did a kack slap and the weights shook.

My mom did a kack slap in the kitchen and broke the microwave.

A gross guy strips down and jumps like a monkey on meth, and his junk hits his legs like a slap fight.

My brother did a kack slap in the garage and made a mess of my dad's tools.

At the bus stop, some guy did a kack slap and I had to hold my lunch.

My dog did a kack slap and knocked over my brother's pizza.

A man takes off his clothes and jumps like he’s trying to escape a jail cell, and his balls slap like they’re arguing.

My neighbor did a kack slap in the yard and woke up the whole neighborhood.

At the mall, a guy did a kack slap and a kid cried.

My friend did a kack slap in the classroom and the teacher gave him a detention.