Kack

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1
When your dog coughs so hard it sounds like you just said the word ‘Kack’ and you’re mad at the world.
My dog just kacked like he ate a whole bag of dicks.
The dog kacked so loud the neighbors called the cops.
My dog kacked during my Zoom meeting and I got fired.
2
Australian slang for when someone laughs so hard they sound like a goat being hit by a truck.
He kacked so hard I thought he was gonna lose his pants.
She kacked at my joke and I cried.
He kacked at the cat and the cat ran away.
3
A pikey way to say cock, like you're a feral animal who just woke up and hates everyone.
He called me a kack and I threw a chair.
My mom said I was a kack and I ran out of the house.
He called me a kack and I threw a banana at him.
4
A mix of total failure and crap. Like your life is a disaster and you just dropped a turd in a soup bowl.
My life is a kack and I hate everything.
This dinner is a kack and I want to die.
This day is a kack and I’m gonna punch the sky.
5
When you pull someone’s pants down in public like it’s a sport and you’re winning.
He kacked my teacher and she cried.
At school, my friend kacked my principal.
I kacked my brother and he got suspended.
6
A word you yell in a mall like you just saw a ghost and it was your ex.
I kacked in the mall and everyone stared at me.
I yelled kack in the mall and got kicked out.
I kacked in the mall and my mom called me.
7
Another word for cock, like you’re a total failure and you just called yourself a f***ing loser.
He called me a kack and I called him a loser.
She said I was a kack and I threw a banana at her.
I said I was a kack and I got grounded.
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