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A smelly jokester who thinks they're smart but is just loud and messy, usually because they're too drunk or high to care.

I saw him peeing in the pool again. That's not a prank, that's a crime.

He tried to flirt with my mom and called her a 'hot mess.' She gave him a wedgie.

He said he was going to college, but he still lives in his mom's basement.

A stupid person who thinks they're funny and never stops talking, even when no one is listening.

He kept telling the same joke at the party. It was like a broken record.

He tried to explain how he got a D in math. It took 10 minutes and involved a pizza box.

He texted me at 2 a. m. just to say he was 'fancy.'

A dirty, loud, and dumb person who thinks they're the center of attention, even when they're making everyone else sick.

He ate a whole pizza in one sitting and then threw up on the floor.

He called the teacher 'mom' and then cried when she gave him a detention.

He tried to dance in the hallway during lunch. It was a disaster.

A smelly, loud, and dumb person who thinks they're the best at everything, even when they're clearly not.

He said he could beat anyone in a race. He came in last and tripped over a chair.

He tried to do a magic trick with a chicken. It just pecked him.

He texted me a picture of his face with glitter and called it 'art.'