kachyra

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A woman so good she could make a saint blush. She’s got a smile that could light up a bar and a brain that could beat a professor.

My ex is a kachyra, and she still sends me DMs like I’m her backup plan.

I asked her out. She said yes, but only after I offered her a taco.

She laughed at my joke. I’ve been trying to get that back ever since.

A woman who’s got the looks of a movie star and the smarts of a rocket scientist. And she doesn’t need you to be happy.

She’s a kachyra, and I still don’t know why she didn’t pick me.

I tried to flirt with her. She just said, 'You’re cute. Now go do your homework.'

She’s got a degree and a boyfriend. I just got a degree and a divorce.

A woman so amazing, she could make a king jealous. She’s got a smile that could charm a donkey and a mind that could beat a robot.

She’s a kachyra, and I still have a crush on her from middle school.

She passed me in the hallway. I tripped. She laughed. I’ve been tripping ever since.

She’s got a cat, a PhD, and a life. I’ve got a cat, a B-minus, and a life that’s just a side note.