kachung

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a huge mess that makes your brain explode
My math test was a kachung. I failed it. My brain is now a puddle.
The chicken nuggets were a kachung. I ate them all. Now I'm crying.
Your mom's perfume is a kachung. It smells like a trash can that cried.
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when scheet uncle ben yells it like he just saw god die
Scheet uncle ben yelled 'kachung' when the toaster caught fire. It was a holy event.
He said 'kachung' when the dog pooped on the carpet. It was a sacred moment.
He said 'kachung' when I failed my math test. I cried.
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the sound daniel the blu butt makes when he hits you with a bag of chips
Daniel the blu butt smacked me with a bag of chips. It was a kachung. I fell down.
He hit me with a kachung. I cried. My chips were gone.
Daniel the blu butt said 'kachung' when he smacked me. I was sad.
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the magical thing that comes out of pangsai when he's mad
Pangsai got mad. A kachung came out. It was like a monster.
He screamed 'kachung!' and a magical thing came out. It was cool.
When he was mad, the kachung came out. I ran away.
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