Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Use it when you feel like your brain is about to explode from being so cool.

Kachump, I just stared at my ex for ten minutes and didn’t say a word.

Kachump, I ate three burgers and still felt hungry.

Kachump, I just told my mom she was ugly and she didn’t even flinch.

2

Say it when you're too lazy to explain why you're awesome.

Kachump, I got a B+ and I'm still better than you.

Kachump, I just skipped class and now I'm here.

Kachump, I ate my lunch and it was still not enough.

3

Blurt it out when you're too proud to be normal.

Kachump, I just beat my brother at video games and he’s still mad.

Kachump, I got a tattoo and it’s only my third one.

Kachump, I just told my teacher I don’t care if I fail.

4

Scream it when you're too loud to be ignored.

KACHUMP, I just yelled at the sky and it didn’t even answer me!

KACHUMP, I just threw my phone out the window and it broke.

KACHUMP, I just told my dog I'm the boss and he agreed.

5

Whisper it when you're too sneaky to be caught.

kachump, I just snuck into the principal’s office and no one saw me.

kachump, I just took the last cookie and no one noticed.

kachump, I just stole my brother’s lunch and he didn’t even know.