Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You’re in a red car and you pass someone. You must honk your horn and scream "Kachow!" Or if you crash into a mailbox and it explodes, you yell it.

I passed a van and screamed Kachow so loud the van exploded.

I crashed into a tree and yelled Kachow like I was in a movie.

I saw a red car zoom past me and I knew it was Kachow time.

2

A word so gross and dumb that my teacher banned it. She checked Urban Dictionary and got a nose bleed.

My teacher banned Kachow because it was too stupid.

She saw Kachow and cried like a baby.

Kachow was so bad it got exiled from the school.

3

When you are too cool to care about anything. You are just floating in the sky of being awesome.

I was too cool to talk to my mom. I was in Kachow heaven.

I was Kachow-ing so hard I turned into a cloud.

I was so cool I became a god.

4

What Lightning McQueen says. He’s a race car. He’s also a screaming idiot.

Lightning McQueen yelled Kachow like he was on fire.

He said Kachow so loud the whole track shook.

Kachow is his scream and his life.

5

When a guy is peeing and sneezes so hard it sounds like a explosion. It’s called Kachow.

He peed and sneezed so hard it was Kachow.

He tried to hold in the sneeze but it came out as Kachow.

His pee stream was so strong it went Kachow.

6

When you slap someone with your jizz. It’s called Kachow. It’s the worst thing ever.

He slapped me with his cum and I yelled Kachow.

I saw my friend get Kachowed and he cried.

Kachow is the most embarrassing thing in the world.