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When you blow your nose or hack your lungs out and your butt lets out a loud stink bomb at the same time.
I was trying to look cool at the bus stop and my butt decided to smoke a cigar.
My dad was yelling at the TV and his butt screamed with him.
I sneezed in my teacher's face and my butt farted like a dragon.
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When you cough or sneeze so hard your butt explodes with a fart like a dirty surprise.
I was eating a taco and my butt farted louder than the taco bell.
My mom was singing and her butt farted like a garbage truck.
I sneezed and my butt farted so much my dog ran away.
3
When you sneeze or cough and your butt lets out a fart like it's been holding it in for years.
I was trying to be quiet and my butt farted like it was a loudspeaker.
My brother was sleeping and his butt farted so loud it woke up the whole house.
I sneezed in my friend's face and my butt farted like it was a monster.
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When you cough or sneeze and your butt lets out a fart so loud it could wake the dead.
I was eating a burger and my butt farted so loud it scared my dog.
My dad was watching football and his butt farted like a foghorn.
I sneezed and my butt farted so loud my neighbor came to check if my house was on fire.
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When you blow your nose or hack your lungs and your butt lets out a fart like it's been waiting for years.
I was trying to be cool and my butt farted like a dragon.
My sister was eating and her butt farted so loud it made her burp.
I sneezed and my butt farted like it had a megaphone.
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When you cough or sneeze and your butt lets out a fart so loud it could be heard in space.
I was eating a pizza and my butt farted so loud it made my dog run out of the room.
My brother was sleeping and his butt farted so loud it woke up the whole neighborhood.
I sneezed and my butt farted like it had a megaphone and a dragon.
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