Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When the deodorant can lies and you end up smelling like a sweaty gym sock in a trash can

I ate the whole can of deodorant like it was candy. Kachoo!

My armpits are louder than my ex's yelling. Kachoo!

I sprayed so much deodorant I think I turned into a perfume billboard. Kachoo!

2

Those tiny hair clips that look like they belong on a unicorn, but you wear them anyway because you're a fashion disaster

My hair looks like a explosion of glitter. Kachoo!

I put three clips in my hair and now I look like a confused flamingo. Kachoo!

My toddler’s hair accessory collection is bigger than my social life. Kachoo!

3

When Lightning McQueen sneezes so hard he thinks he’s going to crash into the finish line

Lightning McQueen sneezed so hard he almost lost the race. Kachoo!

He blew his nose like he was trying to launch a rocket. Kachoo!

That sneeze was louder than my dad’s yelling. Kachoo!

4

When you QQ but it’s not cute, it’s just you being a total drama queen because someone messed up your lunch

I QQ’d so hard I cried over a soggy sandwich. Kachoo!

My QQ was louder than my dog’s bark. Kachoo!

I QQ’d so much I turned my lunch into a disaster. Kachoo!

5

When life decides to throw you a curveball and it’s not even a good one

I was doing fine until life hit me with a brick. Kachoo!

My day went from okay to absolute chaos. Kachoo!

I thought I was ready, but life just laughed at me. Kachoo!

6

When a walrus decides to make a sound that sounds like it’s trying to wake up the ocean

That walrus made a sound so loud I think it woke up the entire sea. Kachoo!

The walrus was like, 'I’m here, and I’m not leaving.' Kachoo!

I heard the walrus and thought it was my dad yelling at me. Kachoo!

7

When you think you’re singing the Beatles, but you’re just making a mess of the lyrics

I thought I was singing ‘I am the Walrus,’ but I just said ‘goo goo g’joob’ like a confused toddler. Kachoo!

I messed up the song so bad it sounded like my mom’s cooking. Kachoo!

I tried to sing the Beatles and it came out like a broken radio. Kachoo!