Kachman

You're the best thing since sliced bread and pizza. I'm gonna marry you or I'll tell your mom.

She's the only girl who makes me want to quit my job and start a street fight.

If you don't take her, I'll take her and you'll be the one left with the sandwich and the regret.

She’s the reason I skipped school. I just wanted to see her again.

That girl’s so good, I’d trade my soul for a second date with her.

If I don’t ask her out, my dog might leave me for her.

I’d rather be dead than not have her as my girlfriend.

She’s the kind of girl who makes you wish you had a better life.

If I don’t get her, I’ll start crying in the middle of the street.

You're gonna be the joke of the year if you don't take her.

She’s the kind of girl who makes you look like a loser in front of your friends.

If I don't ask her out, my friends will never stop teasing me.

Dating her would make me the most famous person in the world.

She’s the kind of girl who could make a king jealous.

If I dated her, I’d be rich, famous, and probably not allergic to pizza.

She’s the kind of girl who would make the most popular kid jealous.

If I had her, I’d be the lunch table king.

She’s the reason I’m no longer the nerdy kid who sits alone.