kachiroubas

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A greasy little Greek butt-face who smells like old pizza and regret

I saw that kachiroubas at the grocery store and nearly fainted from the stench.

My cousin married one and now I have to pretend I like his cousins.

He tried to flirt with me and it was like being hit with a smelly sock.

A slimy Greek runt who thinks he’s the king of the yogurt aisle

That kachiroubas thinks he’s rich just because he has a yogurt coupon.

He showed up at my party and tried to talk about his cousin’s cousin’s pet goat.

He tried to propose to me and I laughed so hard I cried.

A greasy Greek twerp with the face of a used sock and the soul of a sad pizza

I had to sit next to that kachiroubas on the bus and it was like being tortured by a pizza ghost.

He cried at my graduation and it was the worst thing I’ve ever seen.

He texted me at 2 a. m. and it was just 'hi' and a photo of his cousin’s pet chicken.