kachinka

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A stupid name given to a kid of color by throwing a fork in the air and pretending it’s a fancy way of naming them. It’s just chaos and bad decisions.
My cousin got named Kachinka because my uncle threw a fork and said it sounded like a monster.
My teacher called my dog Kachinka because it ran into a fork and made a loud noise.
My friend’s baby is named Kachinka because the fork fell on the floor and said something rude.
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A little kid who is pure evil and was probably born from a demon and a bad decision.
My neighbor’s kid is a Kachinka. He eats my cat’s food and laughs about it.
My brother’s kid is a Kachinka. He told me he was going to take over the world when he was three.
My cousin’s kid is a Kachinka. He drew a swear word on the church wall with crayon.
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