Kachin

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A Mongolian warlord who shits on the floor and thinks he owns SOFIFA. He’s a disgrace to all warlords and should be thrown off a cliff.
"I pay $200 for a game and that warlord thinks he owns it?" #SOFIFAisweak
He tried to buy my soul with a bag of chips. I said no. He threw it on the ground.
His army is just a bunch of cows wearing hats.
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A Kachine is a girl who’s hot, knows what she wants, and won’t take your crap. She’ll ride unicorns in the summer and laugh at your dumb jokes. She’s the best friend you ever had, even if she’s emotional and moody as hell.
She texted me, "You’re a mess. But I still ride unicorns with you."
She cried at a sad movie, but then laughed at my joke about unicorns wearing socks.
She’s the only one who’ll ride a unicorn in the summer and not look like a fool.
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