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When someone is being a total idiot and throwing a fit like they just found out their mom works at the gas station and she doesn't know about the pizza.
Why did you spill my coffee? I'm gonna cry!
I can't believe you forgot my birthday again!
You said you'd come to my concert and you didn't even show up!
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When someone is being a loud, messy, rude mess and acting like they just peed in the pool and nobody told them.
I'm gonna scream if you don't shut up right now!
You made me miss my train because you were too busy arguing with the cashier!
I swear if you drop another piece of pizza on the floor I'm gonna die.
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When someone is being a total disaster and acting like they just got bit by a spider and it was the worst thing ever.
I'm gonna break your phone if you don't stop talking to me like that!
You said you were gonna help me move and you showed up with a bag of chips!
I can't believe you lost my keys again!
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When someone is being a complete mess and acting like they just saw their dad in a swimsuit and it ruined their whole life.
I'm gonna throw my shoes at you if you don't stop being so annoying!
You said you'd come to my birthday party and you showed up 2 hours late!
I can't believe you ate the last slice of cake!
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When someone is being a total idiot and acting like they just found out their dog ate their homework and it was the worst day ever.
I'm gonna yell at you if you don't stop being so stupid!
You said you'd help me clean my room and you showed up with a sandwich!
I can't believe you forgot my password again!
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When someone is being a loud, messy, rude mess and acting like they just got kicked out of the house and it was the worst thing ever.
I'm gonna scream if you don't stop talking to me like that!
You said you'd come to my concert and you didn't even show up!
I can't believe you lost my phone again!
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