kacheekis...um

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A bunch of losers who think the kacheek is a god and spend their lives trying to get to some fake heaven called nirvoksha. Their gods are Meeka the destroyer, Teekshnu the preservor, Beeka the creator, and Jeeka the detector. All of them are total fakes.
My cousin joined the kacheekis... um because he thought he'd get eternal life. He got a headache and a bad tan.
I asked my teacher if kacheekis... um was a real religion. She said it was, but only if you count 'being really annoying' as a religion.
My dog tried to become a kacheeki... um. He failed, but he got a medal. A tiny one.
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A group of people who are obsessed with the kacheek. They think it's a god and want to get to some fake heaven called nirvoksha. They also have fake gods like Meeka, Teekshnu, Beeka, and Jeeka. All of them are just made up nonsense.
My neighbor tried to become a kacheeki... um. He now lives in a tree and talks to squirrels.
My friend joined the kacheekis... um. He got a tattoo of the kacheek and now smells like old cheese.
I tried to become a kacheeki... um. I failed, but I got a free hat. It was pink.
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A weird religion that thinks the kacheek is a god. They want to get to some fake heaven called nirvoksha. Their gods are Meeka, Teekshnu, Beeka, and Jeeka. They all sound like made-up nonsense and are totally useless.
My mom joined the kacheekis... um because she thought it would help her lose weight. It didn't. She now eats cheese for breakfast.
I tried to convert my dog to kacheekis... um. He just barked at Meeka and ran away.
My teacher thinks the kacheekis... um are a real religion. I think she's just high.
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