Kacheapan

I walked into the mall and they all snorted like I had bad breath and no shoes.

He tried to talk to me like I was his friend, but I could tell he was just mocking me.

She saw me eating a hotdog out of a paper bag and started cackling like I was a joke.

He saw me wearing my pajamas to the store and said I looked like I had just been hit by a bus.

I tried to be cool and she just facepalmed like I was a disaster.

They saw me crying in the street and laughed so hard they fell over.

She came up to me and said, 'You look like you slept in a trash can.'

He saw me eating chips out of a bag and called me a 'chipbag loser.'

They all laughed when I tripped and spilled my drink on my shirt.

They saw me wearing my socks on the outside of my shoes and called me a 'sock disaster.'

He tried to talk to me and I just stared at him like I was confused and mad.

She saw me eating a banana and laughing like it was the best thing ever, and she just facepalmed.

He saw me walking in the street with no shirt and said, 'You look like you were born in a dumpster.'

She came up to me and said, 'You're like a broken toy.'

They all laughed when I fell down and tried to stand up like I was a robot.

He saw me wearing my hat backward and said, 'You look like a clown who failed.'

She came up to me and said, 'You're like a mess in a bag.'

They all laughed when I tried to talk and my voice came out like a broken record.