Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Kaches are the most truthful, cool, and hilarious people on the planet. They’ll laugh at your stupid jokes and never let you die of embarrassment.

My Kache laughed so hard at my failed karate kick, I felt like a total fool.

My Kache made me forget my ex even existed.

My Kache told my boss my dumbest joke, and I got fired.

2

A fat-ass, lying, cheating piece of garbage who stole my wife from me.

That Kache stole my wife and my dignity.

I saw my wife with that Kache, and I wanted to punch him.

That Kache is the reason I haven’t had sex in 10 years.

3

The sweet sound of money. Like when you get a fat paycheck or blow it all on pizza and beer.

I heard the Kache when I got my first paycheck.

That Kache made me spend all my money on pizza.

I heard the Kache when I won the lottery.

4

A guy who cries at every joke and gets his hair cut by the same guy at the Rage. Kaches are usually round, sexy, and kind of hot.

My Kache cried at my joke and got a new haircut.

That Kache is the most sexy round guy I’ve ever seen.

My Kache cried at my joke and got a hair cut at the Rage.

5

A special person who is kind, awesome, and never judges you. Kaches are the best friends anyone could ever have.

My Kache is the best friend I’ve ever had.

That Kache is so kind, he even took my lunch money.

My Kache is awesome and never judges me.

6

A tall, skinny guy with ugly hair who can’t see blue and loves to travel. He’s a biker and a total road trip nut.

That Kache rode his bike across the country.

My Kache is colorblind and can’t see blue.

That Kache went on a road trip and never came back.

7

When a ugly, smelly guy dances with someone and gets a hard on in front of everyone. It’s the worst.

My Kache danced at prom and got a hard on in front of everyone.

That Kache smelled like old socks and had a hard on at the dance.

My Kache danced and got a hard on in front of my whole class.