Kacharro

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A slap in the face that somehow smells like roses
Your mom got you a job at the fast food place. You thought it was a promotion. It wasn't.
You broke up with your crush. Then you found out they were dating your best friend.
You got a 2 on your math test. Your dad said it was a 2 because he thought you got a 20.
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When life throws you a punch and then you trip over a banana peel
You got a scholarship. Then you found out it was for a school 300 miles away.
You passed your driving test. Then you realized you had to drive a bus.
Your favorite pizza place closed. Then you found out it was bought by a guy who only eats tacos.
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A gift that’s like a broken toaster in a landfill
You got a new phone. Then you found out it had a cracked screen and no charging cable.
You won a trip to Hawaii. Then you realized you had to fly there on a tiny propeller plane.
Your teacher gave you an A. Then you found out it was because she was too tired to read your paper.
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