Kachanka

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A fancy word for a woman’s boobs. Like they’re royalty or something.
My aunt calls them kachankas every time she eats pizza.
He asked for the kachankas first before even saying hello.
She texted me ‘I’m going for a walk with my kachankas’ at 2 AM.
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Boobs with a side of drama. They’re like the main character of every story.
He said he’d fight anyone who insulted his kachankas.
She wore a shirt that showed off her kachankas at the funeral.
He proposed during a kachanka flex.
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The reason men forget to do their laundry. They’re too busy staring at kachankas.
He got fired because he kept talking about kachankas during meetings.
She texted him ‘I’m here, I’m hot, and I’ve got kachankas’.
He said he’d move in with her if she let him touch her kachankas.
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