Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A head so smooth it could be used as a mirror, and it's got no hair to save its life.

My uncle's head is so bald, it looks like he got hit by a hair dryer.

She's got a head like a cue ball, and I don't mean that in a good way.

That guy’s so kachal, he could pass for a disco ball.

2

A person who’s lost all their hair and probably their sanity.

He’s so kachal, I think he’s trying to start a trend.

She’s got no hair and a face full of regrets.

That man’s so kachal, he looks like he got scalped by a rock.

3

A head so hairless, it looks like it was shaved by a angry beaver.

My dad’s so kachal, I think he’s trying to be a soccer ball.

She’s got a head like a marble, and I don’t mean that in a cute way.

That guy’s so kachal, he could be a pizza delivery man.

4

A person with a head so smooth, it could be used to polish shoes.

He’s got a head so smooth, it’s like he got sandblasted.

She’s so kachal, I think she’s trying to be a mirror.

That guy’s got a head like a cue ball, and I mean that in a bad way.

5

A head so bald, it’s like it got burned by a flaming hairbrush.

My brother’s so kachal, it’s like he got attacked by a hedgehog.

She’s so bald, I think she’s trying to be a lightbulb.

That guy’s got a head like a doorknob, and I mean that in the worst way.