kachakna

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the single best person on the planet who laughs at your jokes even when you’re crying in the bathroom because your life is a disaster

My best friend is kachakna. She laughed at my failed attempt to cook pizza and called me a human toaster.

Kachakna is the only person who didn’t roll their eyes when I told them I was dating a sock.

I’m still mad kachakna didn’t include me in her ‘bestest friend ever’ list. I’m now a ‘good enough friend’.

a human version of a cat who also has a personality and will yell at you for eating the last slice of pizza

Kachakna is like a cat who also has a job and a PhD in yelling.

I told kachakna I was going to eat the last slice of pizza, and she yelled at me like I stole her cat’s lunch.

Kachakna is the only person who can make me feel bad for eating a whole pizza by myself.