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A girl who wears a stupid yellow chick suit, acts like a brain-damaged walrus, throws a tantrum whenever life doesn’t bend to her will, has a bunch of friends but only four of them matter, and is the universe’s biggest dweeb. She’s a lost cause.
She screamed at the sky because her pizza was cold.
She cried when her friend didn’t text her back fast enough.
She tried to explain quantum physics to a toddler and failed.