Kaceyswoft

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A girl who wears a stupid yellow chick suit, acts like a brain-damaged walrus, throws a tantrum whenever life doesn’t bend to her will, has a bunch of friends but only four of them matter, and is the universe’s biggest dweeb. She’s a lost cause.
She screamed at the sky because her pizza was cold.
She cried when her friend didn’t text her back fast enough.
She tried to explain quantum physics to a toddler and failed.
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A human who looks like a confused Down syndrome walrus wearing a chick costume, has a meltdown whenever the world doesn’t obey her, has four friends who put up with her nonsense, and is the universe’s biggest nerd. She’s a disaster waiting to happen.
She had a meltdown because the internet was slow.
She cried when her chicken suit got dirty.
She tried to fight a math problem and lost.
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A girl who looks like a Down syndrome walrus in a chick suit, throws the worst tantrums when life doesn’t go her way, has four friends who are her only sane people, and is the universe’s biggest dweeb. She needs a life vest.
She had a meltdown because her phone died.
She cried when her friend didn’t like her snack.
She tried to explain the solar system to a dog and failed.
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