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I could hammer it for days and she’d still be snug as a bug in a rug.

My cousin said that after a 4-hour session, she still looked like she just walked out of a pizza box.

He said he could’ve had a beer break and still went for round two.

She told her friend she could’ve run a marathon with that thing and still had energy left.

That thing is so tight, I could’ve used it to tie my shoes and still had room for a sandwich.

He said he tried to wrap it around his wrist and it still had a grip on him.

She told her boyfriend she could’ve pulled a truck with that thing and still had room for a donut.

He said it was like wrapping a hot dog in a burrito and still had room for ketchup.

I could’ve used that thing to hold up a bridge and still had enough left to pull a muscle.

He said it was like trying to squeeze a watermelon through a straw and still had energy left.

She told her bestie that it could’ve held up a whole gym and still had time for a nap.

He said he could’ve pulled a car with it and still had time to do jumping jacks.