kaceem

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The whitest black guy who ever lived and probably took a DNA test just to prove it.
He walks into a room and everyone gasps like he just invented light.
He tried to pass for white at the mall and got carded twice.
He told his mom he was going to bleach his hair and she said, 'You're already white, just be white.'
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A black guy so white he thinks he's a lost cause and not a success.
He tried to be cool at the party but just stood there like he was waiting for someone to tell him he was cool.
He got called out for being 'too white' and cried in the hallway.
He told his friends he was going to move to Europe just to be 'more white.'
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A black guy so white he thinks he's a ghost and not a human being.
He walked into a room and no one noticed him because he was too white.
He tried to haunt the school but got caught by the principal.
He told his friends he was a ghost and they said, 'You're just white.'
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