Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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a sneaky butt-kissin' worm who's tryin' to steal the love of their friend's crush while they're not lookin'

Hey Kacaze, you're still tryin' to steal my crush? I'm gonna tell her you're a loser.

You're like a cockroach in a soup kitchen. You're everywhere.

I saw you winkin' at her during lunch. You're dead to me.

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a backstabbin' flirt who thinks they're hot stuff just because they know the crush's name

You're just a backstabbin' flirt who thinks they're the main character.

You don't even know her favorite color. You're a fraud.

You're like a mosquito in a room full of sugar. You're annoying.

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a dirty little weasel who's droolin' over someone else's crush while they're still hung up on their own

You're droolin' over my crush while I'm still hung up on you.

You're like a weasel in a chicken coop. You're stealin' the best ones.

You're the reason I'm single. You're a weasel.

4

a no-talent flirt who thinks they're the main event just because they know the crush's name

You're not the main event. You're just a no-talent flirt.

You're like a rat in a cheese factory. You're not even good at it.

You're still droolin' over my crush. You're a rat.

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a sneaky little snake who's tryin' to steal the love of their friend's crush while they're still stuck on their own

You're a sneaky little snake. You're stealin' my crush.

You're like a snake in the grass. You're everywhere.

You're stuck on your own crush, but you're still stealin' mine.

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a cocky flirt who thinks they're hot stuff just because they know the crush's name

You're cocky and you're a flirt. You're not even half as good as you think.

You think you're hot stuff? You're just a cocky flirt.

You're like a cocky flirt in a room full of crushes. You're a joke.