kacang

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Kacang is a peanut, but also the worst way to greet someone. You wave like a fool and they act like you don’t exist.

Yo bro, I just said hi and he looked at me like I had cooties.

I waved at my crush and he walked past me like I was invisible.

I said hello to my teacher and she pretended I wasn’t there.

When you say hi and the person acts like you just threw a dead rat in their face. That’s kacang.

I said hi to my mom and she ignored me like I was a stranger.

I greeted my dog and he walked away like I was the enemy.

I said hello to my friend and he pretended he didn’t see me.

Kacang is like being a show-off gangster who thinks they’re cool, but they’re just loud and dumb.

My cousin said he was a gangster, but he just ran into a wall and fell over.

My friend tried to be a gangster, but he tripped over his own feet.

My neighbor said he was a gangster, but he got scared of a cat.