Kabya

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Probably gay and probably stuck in the 90s
Hey Kabya, you still think you're cool because you wear a fanny pack?
Kabya, I'm not even mad you still use AOL email.
Kabya, you're like a walking neon sign that says 'I haven't aged'
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A girl with eyes that make you dizzy and a smile that could make a fat kid cry
I saw Kabya in the hallway and immediately forgot my own name.
Kabya walked in and I forgot how to breathe.
Kabya smiled and I literally dropped my snack in my pants.
3
A girl who looks like a glitter bomb exploded in a gym and then got hugged by a unicorn
Kabya walked in and my brain short-circuited.
She’s like a rainbow that also has a degree in happiness.
Kabya walked by and I suddenly wanted to start a band.
4
The most beautiful person on Earth who also happens to be short and adorable
Kabya is like a cupcake that also got a PhD.
She’s the cutest little human that ever existed.
Kabya is like a tiny goddess with a side of snack.
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The most attractive woman who also looks like she can beat you up and still smell like flowers
Kabya is the kind of woman who could be a CEO and still be the best friend you ever had.
She looks like she could fight a dragon and still look cute.
Kabya is like a superhero who also has a cute voice.
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The best Valorant player who also looks like a fairy from a magical forest
Kabya plays Valorant better than I can spell 'Valorant'.
She’s the kind of player who makes you want to cry and then join her squad.
Kabya is like a fairy who also has a 100% win rate.
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