kabuttskin

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A tiny person who’s got a permanent butt infection and probably wishes they were dead.
My cousin is a kabuttskin. He sits in the same spot for three days straight.
That kid in math class is a kabuttskin. He hasn’t moved since the bell rang.
My dog called my neighbor a kabuttskin. He didn’t even flinch.
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A human who has the IQ of a potato and a butt that looks like it’s been burned by a dragon.
My teacher says I’m a kabuttskin. I asked why. She said I’m dumb and my butt is ugly.
My friend’s brother is a kabuttskin. He failed algebra and his butt is on fire.
My cat texted me and said I’m a kabuttskin. I’m not even mad.
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A little person who’s got a butt so bad it makes the whole neighborhood smell like a sewer.
My brother is a kabuttskin. He smells like a dead fish.
The guy next door is a kabuttskin. He walks like he’s been hit by a truck.
My mom says I’m a kabuttskin. I told her I’d punch her if she said it again.
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