Kabuski

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when someone’s moves are so good they make you want to punch the air and cry at the same time.
You just did a sick flip and I screamed, 'Kabuski!' like I was in a karate movie.
My cousin did a backflip off a chair and I called him Kabuski because I was too jealous to talk.
I saw a guy dance in the grocery store and I texted him, 'Kabuski, bro, you’re a legend.'
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when someone’s moves are so smooth it feels like they’re sliding into your DMs and your heart.
My friend did a perfect headstand and I said, 'Kabuski, you’re like a headstand influencer.'
I watched my dog do a cool roll and I texted my mom, 'Kabuski, the dog is flexing.'
My crush did a cool trick on a skateboard and I whispered, 'Kabuski.' like it was a secret.
3
when someone’s moves are so good it makes your brain explode and your pants.
At the park, a kid did a flip and I yelled, 'Kabuski!' like I was the judge of a cool contest.
I saw my brother do a backflip and I said, 'Kabuski, you’re like a human robot.'
My dad did a cool move in the kitchen and I called him Kabuski because I was too impressed to think straight.
4
when someone’s moves are so good you want to take them to the mall and fight the mall Santa.
I saw my sister do a sick dance and I said, 'Kabuski, you’re gonna beat the mall Santa.'
My friend did a cool trick and I texted him, 'Kabuski, you’re gonna beat the mall Santa.'
My dog did a cool roll and I said, 'Kabuski, the dog is gonna beat the mall Santa.'
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when someone’s moves are so good it makes you want to scream, eat pizza, and cry in the middle of the street.
I saw my cousin do a cool trick and I screamed, 'Kabuski!' then ate a whole pizza and cried.
My friend did a sick move and I said, 'Kabuski!' then cried and ordered pizza.
I watched a guy do a cool flip and I yelled, 'Kabuski!' then cried and ate pizza like it was a ritual.
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