Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

So pregnant you look like a sausage factory exploded inside you

She’s kabunkin so hard she’s already planning the baby shower and the funeral.

He saw her and immediately asked for a ride home.

The doctor said she might need a ladder to get out of the house.

2

So full of baby you think you’re carrying a football team

She ate a whole pizza and still looked like she was about to burst.

Her pants were literally falling off.

She walked into the room and the dog ran out screaming.

3

Pregnant so much you think the baby is trying to take over your body

She said the baby was giving her side-eye during lunch.

She had to stop eating because the baby was already in her stomach.

She started talking to the baby like it was her ex.

4

So pregnant you look like a meatball and you’re ready to roll

She was so round she looked like a meatball at the buffet.

She rolled into the office like she was on a mission.

She said she was going to roll out of the house if she didn’t get more sleep.

5

So preggers you look like a balloon that’s about to pop

She looked like a balloon that was about to burst during the meeting.

She said she’d pop if she had to hear one more joke about pregnancy.

Her belly was so big the baby might have its own Instagram.

6

So pregnant you look like a walking casserole dish

She looked like a casserole dish with a baby inside.

She said she was going to serve the baby at dinner.

Her husband said she was the main dish and the baby was just a side.