Kabungus

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A big ugly bump that grows on something like a tumor but way worse and way more annoying.
My toaster has a kabungus the size of a football. It’s not cooking bread, it’s mocking me.
That kabungus on your face looks like it was hit by a bus and then insulted.
My dog’s tail has a kabungus. It’s wagging like it’s trying to escape.
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A chunky, gross thing that just shows up on something and refuses to leave.
My laptop has a kabungus. It’s not a laptop anymore, it’s a monster.
That kabungus on your pizza looks like it’s gonna cry.
My mom’s leg has a kabungus. I think it’s a new fashion trend.
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A big, lumpy thing that somehow gets attached to something and won’t let go.
My phone has a kabungus. It’s not a phone, it’s a blob.
That kabungus on your head looks like it’s been through hell.
My brother’s elbow has a kabungus. He’s not moving. He’s suffering.
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A chunky, annoying thing that just randomly appears on something and won’t go away.
My chair has a kabungus. It’s not comfortable anymore. It’s a curse.
That kabungus on your arm looks like it’s got a grudge.
My cat’s butt has a kabungus. I think it’s plotting against me.
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A big, gross thing that just shows up and makes everything worse.
My computer has a kabungus. It’s not a computer, it’s a nightmare.
That kabungus on your foot looks like it’s gonna explode.
My dad’s nose has a kabungus. He smells like a rotten potato.
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