Kabungawango

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When everything turns to crap and the universe decides to punch you in the face for no damn reason.

My toast fell butter side down and my dog ate my homework.

The power went out during the final exam and my calculator died.

I tried to text my crush and sent a picture of my cat wearing a hat.

When life throws a rotten egg at your head and it hits you square in the face while you’re eating a sandwich.

My car broke down on the highway and I had no phone credit.

I forgot my pants and showed up to work in my underwear.

My pet turtle ran away and my goldfish died.

When the universe says 'you’ve had enough' and throws a party for the crap that just happened.

My Wi-Fi dropped during my Zoom meeting and my dog barked at my laptop.

I spilled coffee on my shirt and my boss walked in.

My phone died right before I had to text my crush.