Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Obsessed with gerbils like they're your new best friend and you're willing to do anything to get them.

I would rob a bank for a gerbil.

My gerbil is better than my ex.

I named my gerbil 'Gerbi-Divine'.

2

You have a sensual connection with gerbils and it’s very intense.

I feel a vibe when my gerbil looks at me.

My gerbil’s fur is like a soft blanket for my soul.

I’ve had dreams about gerbils and I’m not ashamed.

3

You're so into gerbils that you're willing to go to extreme lengths to be close to them.

I ate a whole pizza to be near my gerbil.

I followed my gerbil to the grocery store.

I cried when my gerbil left the room.

4

You're so obsessed with gerbils that you talk to them like they're your lover.

My gerbil says I'm ugly when I'm not looking.

I whisper secrets to my gerbil every night.

My gerbil is my emotional support animal.

5

You are so into gerbils that you would fight anyone who tried to take them from you.

I punched my brother for touching my gerbil.

I challenged my neighbor to a gerbil duel.

I threatened my teacher with a gerbil if she didn’t let me keep it.

6

You’re so into gerbils that you do weird stuff to impress them.

I did a dance for my gerbil.

I wore a hat to make my gerbil happy.

I screamed at my gerbil for no reason.