kabundle

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a kabundle is when you yell about something like it’s the end of the world
You spilled coffee on your shirt. You scream like you’re dying.
Your mom forgot your birthday. You act like she betrayed you.
Your dog ate your homework. You cry like it’s the last day of school.
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a kabundle is when you make a tiny problem sound like a big explosion
Your phone died. You said it was the end of civilization.
Your friend wore your shirt. You acted like they stole your soul.
You got a B on a test. You cried like you failed life.
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a kabundle is when you shout about something that’s barely worth noticing
Your sock didn’t match. You yelled like you were in a war.
You missed the bus by one minute. You said you’d never ride it again.
Your cat knocked over your water. You had a meltdown.
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a kabundle is when you make a small thing sound like the apocalypse
Your hair was messy. You said you were doomed.
You got a paper cut. You cried like it was a death sentence.
Your favorite snack was out. You screamed like you were hungry for life.
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a kabundle is when you act like something is the worst thing ever, but it’s not
Your dog barked once. You said it was the loudest thing ever.
You had to wear a hat. You acted like it was a curse.
Your phone had a little scratch. You cried like it was broken forever.
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a kabundle is when you scream about something that’s barely worth a sigh
Your friend wore your shirt. You screamed like you were insulted by the universe.
You got a B on a test. You acted like you failed life.
Your dog knocked over your water. You cried like it was a tragedy.
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