kabuli

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the most insane motherfuckers on the planet. They’ll rob a bank, cheat on their mom, and still have time to flirt with your sister.
Just saw a kabuli steal a pizza and start a fight at the gas station.
My uncle’s a kabuli. He’s in jail for trying to kidnap a cop.
That kabuli just walked into my classroom and challenged the teacher to a rap battle.
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the kind of people who think being a superhero is just a part-time job. They’ll beat you up, then buy you ice cream.
That kabuli just ran over my dog and said it was a test.
My friend’s a kabuli. He fought three guys in a mall and won.
The kabuli in my class eats lunch with the principal and calls him a ‘weak sauce’.
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they are wild, loud, and don’t give a damn about your feelings. They’ll take your lunch money and still smile at you.
That kabuli just climbed the school roof and yelled at the principal.
My cousin is a kabuli. He tried to turn my dog into a chicken.
The kabuli next door just started a dance party in my neighbor’s yard.
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