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The capital of Afghanistan that got taken over by two guys with AKs and turbans. It was like the worst homecoming party ever.
My cousin got stuck in Kabul because the Taliban showed up and started yelling at him.
My uncle said Kabul fell because the guys with the turbans had the best aim.
My mom said Kabul was like the worst surprise party ever.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kabul is the capital of Afghanistan. It's a dirty, dusty place where people walk in front of you like they're royalty and then yell at you if you bump into them.
My brother got yelled at in Kabul for walking in front of a donkey.
My dad said Kabul has more dust than my grandma’s couch.
My sister said the radio in Kabul is better than my teacher’s voice.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kabul Airport is what you call it when a domme sticks her peg up your butt while you’re wearing a helmet and screaming.
My friend got pegged at Kabul Airport and screamed louder than my brother when he fell off his bike.
My cousin said Kabul Airport is like the worst birthday party ever.
My mom said Kabul Airport is when you get pegged and you can’t even breathe.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kabuled is when you try to pull out during sex but you still leave some stuff behind. It’s like trying to sneak out of a room but you leave your socks on the floor.
My friend got kabuled and left his socks on the floor.
My cousin said kabuled is like the worst escape plan ever.
My brother said he got kabuled and left his hat on the couch.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kabuled is the worst looking genitalia. It's like a war zone with open sewers and no one has shaved in years.
My uncle said his cousin's genitalia looked like Kabul after a war.
My mom said kabuled is like the worst spa day ever.
My brother said kabuled smells like my grandma’s sock drawer.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kabuled is when you run around Kabul Airport like a lunatic while the Taliban try to shoot you. It’s like a game of tag but with bullets.
My cousin got kabuled and got shot by the Taliban.
My brother said kabuled is like running in a war.
My mom said kabuled is when you run and get shot by the Taliban.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kabuled is when you get left behind like a broken toy. No way to get back. No help. Just you and your problems.
My friend got kabuled and was stuck in the middle of nowhere.
My cousin said kabuled is like being dumped in the trash.
My brother said kabuled is when you get left and you can’t come back.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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