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When you try to escape a messy situation but end up dragging your dumbass out with you
My ex tried to run from me but brought her dog and her mom.
He said he was leaving the job but took the office chair with him.
She tried to ditch the party but brought her entire family.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Like when you try to sneak out but forget your pants and your embarrassment
He left the room but forgot his shirt and his dignity.
She slipped out of the house but forgot her socks and her mind.
He tried to sneak out but forgot his pants and his life.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you try to leave a problem behind but it follows you like a smelly dog
He tried to leave the mess but the smell followed him home.
She ran from her problems but they showed up at her door.
He left the city but his dumbass showed up at his mom’s house.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you think you're being smart by leaving early but you're just being dumb
He left the meeting early but ended up stuck in traffic.
She skipped class but got caught in the hallway.
He left the party but got stuck with his friend’s dog.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you try to run but end up running into more trouble
He tried to run from the cops but hit a traffic jam.
She ran from her problems but bumped into her ex.
He left the house but got stuck in the neighbor’s yard.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Like when you think you're being cool by leaving but you're just being a coward
He left the fight but got chased by the whole group.
She skipped the argument but ended up texting her friend about it.
He walked out of the room but cried in the hallway.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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