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A Kabul Kooch is the nastiest, most ragged, and smelliest thing you’ve ever seen down there. It looks like it hasn’t been cleaned since the last time a toilet clogged and cried for help.
My cousin’s Kabul Kooch looks like it was dipped in dirt and left out in the rain for a decade.
My gym teacher’s Kabul Kooch made the entire class gag during PE.
My dog ran away when he saw my sister’s Kabul Kooch.