Kabul Kooch

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A Kabul Kooch is the nastiest, most ragged, and smelliest thing you’ve ever seen down there. It looks like it hasn’t been cleaned since the last time a toilet clogged and cried for help.
My cousin’s Kabul Kooch looks like it was dipped in dirt and left out in the rain for a decade.
My gym teacher’s Kabul Kooch made the entire class gag during PE.
My dog ran away when he saw my sister’s Kabul Kooch.
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A Kabul Kooch is like a war zone down there. It’s been through more trauma than a soldier and smells like it’s been sitting in a sewer for 20 years.
My mom’s Kabul Kooch made the whole house stink like a dead raccoon in a trash can.
My brother’s Kabul Kooch looked like it had been hit by a truck and then left outside in the snow.
My neighbor’s Kabul Kooch made my dog vomit in my driveway.
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A Kabul Kooch is the worst thing you could ever imagine down there. It’s like a landfill, a swamp, and a prison all rolled into one.
My aunt’s Kabul Kooch made my cat run away and hide under the couch.
My friend’s Kabul Kooch smelled like a dead fish in a garbage can during summer.
My teacher’s Kabul Kooch made the whole class leave the room during science.
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