Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the part of your body that thinks but also gets stupid sometimes

My kabukulator just forgot how to count. I'm gonna punch it.

She has a kabukulator that works like a broken calculator.

He used his kabukulator to figure out how much he owed me. It came out wrong.

2

the thing on top of your neck that sometimes makes bad decisions

My kabukulator decided to eat pizza for breakfast. Big mistake.

That kid’s kabukulator is louder than a jackhammer.

I asked my kabukulator what time it was. It said ‘I don’t know, I’m tired.’

3

what you call your head when it’s full of nonsense and junk food

My kabukulator is full of tacos and bad ideas.

His kabukulator was so full of nonsense it exploded.

She’s got a kabukulator that’s more like a garbage can.

4

the thing you hit when you’re angry and it doesn’t help

I hit my kabukulator because it wouldn’t stop making bad jokes.

He kicked his kabukulator for failing math.

She threw her kabukulator at the wall because it was being stupid.

5

the part of you that sometimes acts like it’s not even there

My kabukulator was missing when I needed it most.

He left his kabukulator at home and got lost.

She told her kabukulator to come back, but it didn’t.

6

what you call your brain when it’s being a total idiot

My kabukulator is the worst. It thinks 2+2 is 5.

He’s got a kabukulator that’s worse than a broken phone.

She’s brain is a kabukulator that forgot how to work.