Kabukimono

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A tiny human who thinks he’s a god. He does nothing wrong and is perfect. Everyone else is trash.

Kabukimono is the only one who didn’t mess up my life. You all are garbage.

Why does Kabukimono get all the cool stuff? I just got a broken sword.

Kabukimono is like a baby unicorn. Everyone else is a fat, smelly troll.

The most adorable thing to ever exist. He’s perfect and doesn’t know what trauma is. Everyone else is a disaster.

Kabukimono is perfect. I’m the one who gets yelled at by monsters.

Why does Kabukimono get all the good quests? I just got stuck in a cave.

Kabukimono is like a cookie. I’m like a broken cupcake.

A cute little baby who never fails. He is perfect, everyone else is a mess. He should be king.

Kabukimono is perfect. I fell into a pit. He just walked through it.

Why does Kabukimono get the best rewards? I just got a piece of trash.

Kabukimono is like a shiny sword. I’m like a rusty spoon.