KABUKI

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A Japanese theater where only men acted, even the women. They had to do it in weird stiff poses, like they were all on a bad acid trip. It was so boring it could make you cry.
My grandma went to a Kabuki show and fell asleep before the first pose.
The guy in the play looked like he was about to punch the moon.
My teacher said Kabuki was the worst thing since soggy toast.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Chinese theater. The best bowler. My brother. He’s the only one who can beat me at bowling and still call me a f***ing idiot.
My brother said Kabuki was Chinese theater. I said he was full of s***.
He bowled a perfect game and still called me a f***ing idiot.
He beat me at bowling and called me a f***ing idiot in front of my mom.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Fake stuff. All show, no substance. Like when your mom says she’s fine but you know she’s about to cry.
He gave lip service to the idea of doing homework. That means he said he’d do it but didn’t.
My sister said she’d help me clean my room. That was lip service.
He said he’d help me move. That was lip service. He didn’t even show up.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Showy nonsense, like politicians doing handstands in front of a crowd. It’s all f***ing drama and no real work.
The politician did a Kabuki performance. It was all handstands and no real work.
He did a Kabuki performance in front of a crowd. No one cared.
She did a Kabuki performance. It was f***ing ridiculous.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Not knowing your f***ing ass from your elbow. You’re a clueless f***ing moron.
He didn’t know the difference between Kabuki and Bukkake. He was a clueless f***ing moron.
She said she knew everything. She didn’t even know the difference between Kabuki and Bukkake.
He couldn’t tell the difference between Kabuki and Bukkake. He was a clueless f***ing moron.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A bond between two f***ing people. You touch your d*** heads under the third full moon. If more than two do it, they’re all f***ing gay.
He and his buddy had Kabuki. They touched d*** heads under the third full moon. It was f***ing weird.
She had Kabuki with her best friend. They touched d*** heads. They were f***ing cool.
He tried to get Kabuki with three people. They were all f***ing gay.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Pale-faced. Like a ghost or a f***ing vampire who’s been out in the sun too long.
He looked like a ghost. He was pale-faced.
She was pale-faced. It was like she’d been out in the sun for hours.
He looked like a f***ing vampire. He was pale-faced.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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