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A guy who uses a guitar to jerk off like it's his full-time job.
I play guitar so hard I could get a tattoo from all the jerking.
My guitar has more calluses than my ex’s face.
I use my guitar like it’s a personal trainer for my junk.
kabuke
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A person who listens to Destiny's Child while giving the bishop a serious beatdown.
I slap the bishop so hard, he thinks he’s in a Destiny’s Child concert.
I spank the bishop while singing ‘Survivor’ at the top of my lungs.
The bishop got a red butt and a new favorite song.
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A guy who cries like a baby every time he sees a breast.
I saw a breast and cried harder than I did when my dog died.
I saw a breast and immediately called my mom.
I saw a breast and got a headache and a tear.
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A man who goes out of his way to have sex with dogs.
I had sex with a dog and it was better than my last relationship.
I took my dog to the park for a little extra fun.
I got a dog and now it’s my main squeeze.
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A person who loves the hell out of a good wica waca.
I click that wica waca so fast, my fingers are sore.
I do wica waca like it’s my full-time job.
I love wica waca more than my ex and my coffee.
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A guy who’s actually decent enough to give a full reach around.
He gave me a full reach around and I felt like I was in heaven.
He reached around me like I was his favorite snack.
He gave me a reach around so good, I cried.
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A hilarious black guy who said ‘Boyz Night’ and now everyone quotes him.
He said ‘Boyz Night’ and now I quote him every time I go out.
I use ‘Boyz Night’ like it’s my personal mantra.
He said ‘Boyz Night’ and now I live by that quote.