kabuk

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A black man so hilarious he makes you laugh until you cry. He’s also a water lover who’d rather drown than be dry.
Kabuk just did a stand-up set and the whole club was screaming from laughter.
He was seen jumping into a pool at midnight like it was a holy ritual.
He told a joke about water and it went viral.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A dude who uses a guitar like it’s a remote control for his privates. He’s also a Destiny’s Child fan who beats the bishop like it’s a DJ set.
He was caught playing guitar and cumming in a sock at the same time.
He plays ‘Survivor’ while spanking the bishop like it’s a battle royale.
He asked the bishop to dance and then spanked him for saying no.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A man who cries like a baby every time he sees a breast. He’s the human version of a cheeseburger crying in a rainstorm.
He started sobbing when a woman took off her shirt at the gym.
He cried harder than a kid who lost his favorite toy when he saw a breast on TV.
He was seen hugging a breast like it was his long-lost sibling.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A guy who doesn’t just fuck dogs, he trains them like they’re his personal sex slaves. He’s also into doggie style.
He was seen taking a dog out for a walk and it came back with a boner.
He introduced his dog to a new dog and it turned into a 3-way.
He told his dog, ‘You’re my favorite.’ And the dog cried.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A person who loves the wica waca so much he’d rather die than stop clicking. He’s the human version of a clicker who never stops.
He clicked the wica waca so much his fingers fell off.
He was seen clicking the wica waca while eating a whole pizza.
He clicked the wica waca so hard it caused a blackout.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A man who’s so decent he’d wrap his arms around you like it was a hug from heaven. He’s the human version of a good guy who doesn’t need a cape.
He gave a full reach around and it felt like a bear hug from a god.
He did a full reach around and it made the whole room feel comfortable.
He wrapped his arms around you like you were his last hope.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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