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a woman who thinks she's holy, but she's just out here stealing men from other women like they're fast food

She prayed at church, then texted my husband at 2 a. m.

She called my guy a 'sinful sinner' but he's her third boyfriend.

She's got a Bible and a Tinder profile, and she's using both.

a woman who acts like she's got a divine calling, but she's just after your man like he's a snack

She told my guy he was 'chosen' but he's just her fourth love.

She's got a prayer app and a dating app, and she's using both.

She's got a Bible and a boyfriend, but she's still looking for more.

a woman who's got a holy vibe, but she's really just a man-stealing machine in disguise

She said she was 'called by God' but she's just stealing my guy.

She's got a Bible and a boyfriend, and she's still looking for more.

She's got a prayer life and a text life, and she's using both.

a woman who thinks she's a saint, but she's just a man-hungry sinner in a church dress

She said she was 'called by God' but she's just stealing my guy.

She's got a prayer life and a dating life, and she's using both.

She's got a Bible and a boyfriend, and she's still looking for more.

a woman who acts like she's got a holy mission, but she's really just out here stealing men like they're free candy

She's got a Bible and a boyfriend, and she's still looking for more.

She prayed at church, then texted my husband at 2 a. m.

She's got a prayer app and a dating app, and she's using both.

a woman who says she's spiritual, but she's just out here stealing men like they're going out of style

She said she was 'called by God' but she's just stealing my guy.

She's got a Bible and a dating app, and she's using both.

She's got a prayer life and a text life, and she's using both.