Kabucha sauce

My mom tried it and cried like she lost her favorite sock

This sauce is the reason I skipped dinner and ate my pillow

I used it on my pizza and now my dog is fighting me for the plate

I put it on my chicken and now it’s the main event

My friend’s sandwich was just okay until he slathered it with Kabucha sauce

I dipped my fries in it and now I’m famous

I had a sandwich and now it’s a murder mystery

My lunch was normal until I added this

My coworker tried it and now he’s questioning his life choices