kabro

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to live like you're gonna die tomorrow and hope you're right
I kabro'd through three fights and a pizza box. Now I'm eating crusts and regretting my life choices.
She kabro'd the entire football team and still had time to text her ex.
I kabro'd my way into a jail cell just to prove I could.
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to be so tough you make a donkey cry and a dragon blush
He kabro'd the whole bar just to get a free shot. Now he's drunk and fighting a waitress.
She kabro'd through a zombie apocalypse and still had time to do her hair.
I kabro'd my way into a tattoo and now I can't stop screaming.
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to be so badass you make a superhero look like a baby
He kabro'd the entire street just to get his coffee. Now he's drinking it and laughing at people.
She kabro'd through a fire and came out with a burnt emoji and a new nickname.
I kabro'd my way into a dance battle and now I'm the king of the floor.
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to live like you're in a movie and you're the main character who doesn't care about the plot
I kabro'd through a parking lot just to show off my new shoes. Now I'm walking like I own the place.
He kabro'd the entire gym just to get a free protein shake. Now he's flexing and talking to the weights.
She kabro'd through a thunderstorm and still had time to text her mom.
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to live so dangerously you make a volcano look like it's on vacation
He kabro'd through a gang war just to get a better view of the sunset. Now he's fighting and looking cool.
She kabro'd the entire neighborhood just to get her cat back. Now she's sitting on the couch with a new bruise.
I kabro'd my way into a hotdog eating contest and now I'm full and proud.
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to be so tough you could beat up a mountain and still have time to complain about it
He kabro'd through a hurricane just to get a better tan. Now he's sunburned and still walking.
She kabro'd the whole school just to get her lunch back. Now she's eating and still fighting.
I kabro'd my way into a karate class and now I'm the best one there.
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