kabren

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Kabren is the nicest guy you’ll ever meet, but don’t let that fool you, he’s also the most loyal and the most annoying. He has nice eyes and a smile that will make you blush, but he’ll keep asking stupid questions until you’re tired of him.
He asked me 17 questions in one text. I was like, 'Are you trying to pass the Turing test?'
He sent me a 10-minute voice note just to say 'hi.'
He called me 'my love' 20 times in one message. I felt like a romantic comedy extra.
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Kabren is a hot guy with a lot of admirers, but he’s also a sucker for love. He’ll flirt with anyone, but he only has eyes for you. He’s got a lot of girls on his back, but he’s too dumb to notice.
He told me he had 10 girls chasing him, but he still texted me at 3 a. m. about his feelings.
He said he was busy with other girls, but he still asked me out on a date.
He had 50 likes on his Instagram, but he still called me 'his one true love.'
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Kabren is the kind of guy who will charm you with his smile and then annoy you with his questions. He’s got a lot of girls, but he’s too stupid to realize that.
He asked me, 'What’s your favorite color?' and then sent me a 30-minute video about it.
He told me he had a crush on me, but he still flirted with my best friend.
He said he only had eyes for me, but he still texted my ex.
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