kabrean

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A Kabrean is a guy who thinks he's the best at everything. He'll brag about his brain and how he can help you, but he's really just trying to impress his mom.
My cousin said he's a Kabrean. I asked him if he knew what that meant. He said, 'It means I'm the smartest guy in the room.'
He told me he'd help me with my math homework. I got a D. He got a B+
He said he was family-oriented. I found out he skipped family dinner to play video games.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A Kabrean is a guy who’s always smiling, but he’s also the one who will laugh at your failures and still call you his best friend.
He laughed at me when I failed my test. Then he said, 'You're still my best friend.'
He smiled through my whole speech. Then he told me it was the worst thing he'd ever heard.
He said he’d help me with my project. He used my paper for his own work.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A Kabrean is a guy who loves to learn but only if it helps him get more attention or look cooler.
He said he was learning Spanish. Then he told me he only learned it so he could talk to the hot girl in class.
He studied all night. Just to show off during the test.
He said he wanted to help me. But he only helped me so I’d thank him in front of his friends.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A Kabrean is a guy who’s tall, handsome, and thinks the world revolves around him. He’ll say he’s trustworthy, but he’ll probably steal your lunch money.
He said he was trustworthy. Then he took my lunch money and spent it on candy.
He’s got the looks, but he’s still the same guy who made fun of me in gym class.
He told me he was family-oriented. Then he left for the weekend to hang out with his friends.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A Kabrean is a guy who will stay with you until he finds someone better. Then he’ll leave you for the next best thing.
He stayed with me for a year. Then he left me for the girl in his math class.
He said he’d never leave me. Then he went to the prom with her.
He promised he’d always be there. Then he got a new phone and forgot me.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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