kabre

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When your junk gets stuck in your zipper like a sad, confused prisoner
My zipper just grabbed my wang like a bad ex.
I tried to zip up and now my cock is in a jail cell.
My pants are now my prison, and my cock is the inmate.
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The one girl who is so perfect, she makes your life look like a bad episode of reality TV
Kabre is so good, she makes me feel like I'm the ugly cousin at the family reunion.
If Kabre was a snack, she'd be a gold bar.
Kabre is like a perfect pizza, no crust, no cheese, just pure joy.
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A hot girl who will laugh at your jokes, but will also cuss you out if you say one wrong thing
Kabre laughed at my joke, then cussed me for being a dork.
She was cute, but I said the wrong thing, and now she's mad.
Kabre is like a firework, fun, loud, and can burn you if you're not careful.
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